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CHRISTMAS

by FROSTBITE B.C.

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1.
FROSTBITE, Stormy Night You better gather inside where it's warm and bright. Gonna creep and uh, Gotta creep and uh... Keep you in sight. Looks like a lot of fun down there Have a real good time Kissing underneath mistletoe O' Holy Night!! When you're coming up the stairs, I'l be waiting for you in dim light Gonna make you my present, all the beautiful red in my eyes You are what I've always wanted, now I got it, and now I want more. THIS IS YOUR LAST BLACK CHRISTMAS! Bells ring, children sing About Jesus and Santa and the gifts they bring Not you and uh, not me till your...under my tree Gift wrapped in a plastic bag You and all of your friends Joy to the girls who are out of this world When Black Christmas ends BLACK CHRISTMAS Now you're under my tree BLACK CHRISTMAS A bloody gift for me BLACK CHRISTMAS Now you're under my tree BLACK CHRISTMAS A bloody gift for me BLACK CHRISTMAS BLACK CHRISTMAS BLACK CHRISTMAS A bloody gift for me!
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I work really hard all year But no-one does shit for me Some children run in fear And others don't even believe Cookies wont do this year My reindeer don't work for free Even if you're all good boys and girls just you wait and see You're gonna get NOTHING Under the tree NOTHING On Christmas Eve NOTHING My sleigh will pass you by NOTHING Go ahead and cry. You hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring ting tingling Right On Past Your House No Gifts, No Presents No Fun, No Nothing Just pain and Christmas doubts You never should have lied You never should have said That Santa don't exist Now it's Christmas Day Can't sing and play Cause Santa didn't bring you shit You got NOTHING Under the tree NOTHING On Christmas Eve NOTHING My sleigh will pass you by NOTHING Go ahead and cry. NOTHING
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175 B.C.E. The Jewish People Were ruled by Greeks Syrian kings They forced The Jews To practice Pagan Rituals The weak they followed The proud stood tall And led by Judah forged into battle on HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH ALL PRAISE TO JUDAEA Matisyahu led revolt And his five sons all held the swords Fighting bravely for their cause they regained their temple on... HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH ALL PRAISE TO JUDAEA We had to light Our menorah bright Over 8 crazy nights (8 CRAZY NIGHTS) We thought we'd fail Not enough oil Till the miracle of lights Now spin your dreidel Sing your song Open your present Have your fun Eat your latke Dipped in grease The sacred oil Gave us peace on HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH HANUKKAH ALL PRAISE TO JUDAEA
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Jingle Bells 02:02
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go We're laughing all the way (hahaha) Singing Yuletide songs Making spirits bright Come on and we'll sing a Slayer song tonight Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go We're laughing all the way (hahaha) Singing Yuletide songs Making spirits bright Come on and we'll sing a Slayer song tonight Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
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I Wanna know If you've been naughty Naughty or nice I Am immortal Crimson lord of toys Tonight we fly I am the red and green streaks all through the night All the children scared of me, oh gee I wonder why Atop my rosey cheeks the all seeing eye I decide your fate, a violent or silent night Christmas Eve I kill the naughty children Christmas Eve Kill them till they die Christmas Eve I kill the naughty children Christmas Eve Kill them till they scream and die THEY DIE Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Here comes the fat man Bloody ax in hand Christmas Eve I kill the naughty children Christmas Eve Kill them till they die You'll get stabbed right through the heart if you are naughty Christmas Eve You'll get burned like a Yule Log if you are naughty Christmas Eve
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What's a goat to do? The deal that we have made's been broken Christmas will be through Candy canes all melt to blood streams Festival of lights Let's turn that green and red to black now Lurking in the night I creep and crawl to Santa's cabin I open up the door and step myself inside It wasn't even locked, Santa's too trusting Now that I was in I found a place to hide Outside the workshop, in Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Familiar in the dark Plotting for the ruins of Christmas Pleasure takes a part Watching tear drops fall from children Stupid thing to do Never break a deal with Satan Poison reindeer food I'm coming to town, gonna steal your Christmas Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark So many elves ensalved! I finally know Santa's secrets How the toys are made Your love won't save you...not this time NO! Hello out there. We here at FROSTBITE Headquarters strive to bring you nothing but the best in holiday entertainment. I do hope you're enjoying yourselves. That kooky Satan, and Santa Claus will be right back in just a jiff. You sit tight! Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark Hiding in the Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark Hiding in the Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark Hiding in the Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Santa's Closet Hiding in the dark Hiding in the dark Hiding in the SANTA I'M COMING FOR YOU!
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We Are 12/25 01:48
We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 In the name of Jesus In the land of Christmas trees And festive Christmas wreaths Good children get good presents Christmas Day Put hanging mistletoe On you belt and your wife will blow On your penis We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 We Are 12/25 WE ARE 12/25 5555555555555555555555555555
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PUNISH 04:55
FROSTBITE Merry Christmas 2010 Yeah we did it again, yo Little Bob, whatup son? (WESTSIDE) Yeah, cool out, cool out That muthafucka Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake y'all. Hope you've been good this year PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night Billy was a bully, cuts class, and sniffs glue Talks back to Mommy, and masturbates too Runs with the dummies, The Afterday Crew Where day after Christmas they take your new Toys and trinkets, the breast initial robe Jackie's Jack In The Box, and Daddy's dapper cologne They hit every house, cover every square inch They're all little minions but Billy's The Grinch They even take toys from the orphanage homes Break em out front just to hear the moans What a surprise, on this silent night A giant pot of coal and a match to light All of Billy's things so he knows how it feels Everything he loves in burning rubble, I'll steal Don't wanna be nice, I'll make you wish you would Punishment is necessary, Punishment is good PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night Sally was a rich girl, her spirit is lost Gets whatever she asks for, whatever the cost Girls that are naughty get a taste of the Claus Or a bite in the ass from my homies The Frost Her parents play my role, and they're naughty too They tell her Santa Claus is a myth for fools Shoulda known better when they got that coal While sitting on their yacht one year ago Just the other day Sally broke out the sled She's heading for the hill with her sister Deb The Escalade's warming, mommy's king of the road 5 minutes out the burbs, went to Snowy Hill Grove Yuppies yammer on and drink espresso Neglecting all the kiddies as they play in the snow Sally got cute, blindfolded sister Debbie Loaded snow in the sled so it's very top heavy Pushed her down the hill, she was gathering speed Doesn't know what's gonna happen cause Debbie can't see She was going real fast nearing the street She was having a blast, but didn't know that Sally Devised a plot because she wanted her done She had to be the only one having fun She wants double the presents, and double the prize Debbie took of the fold and opened her eyes. She saw she was heading for a convoy of plows She leaped off the sled, she let out a howl Debbie broke her arm but she isn't deceased Sally played dumb and her parents believed But my name is Santa, everything I will see And Sally's very bad, yes, very naughty Punishment imminent for prissyish hoes i give em no presents, I just give them coal PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night PUNISH All the naughty boys and girls PUNISH All the sinners across the world PUNISH I've made my list, I'm checking it twice PUNISH It's Judgement Night

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A collection of Holiday demos recorded between 2010-2019

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released January 3, 2020

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FROSTBITE B.C. Salem, Massachusetts

Started in the cold, dank winter of 2005. FROSTBITE has set forth to make the holiday season more gay and bright than ever before. Each year we add more musicians, and songs to our ever building repertoire. The Solstice is our main source of inspiration, but in the coming years we plan to tackle all major holidays in a way only the Frosty Bois could. HAIL SANTA! ... more

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